This is a story in the “Knights of Hyper-V” series, an attempt at humor with actual technical content hidden in the details.
The gremlins of the blue window had been up to their usual antics. In 2018 they promised a semi-annual update channel for System Center Virtual Machine Manager. After a lot of badgering (by angry badgers) the knights had caved and installed SCVMM 1807. (That adventure has been chronicled here). As you are probably aware, the gremlins of the blue window are not to be trusted. Come 2019 they changed their minds and pretended to never have mentioned a semi-annual channel. Thus, the knights were left with a soon-to-be unsupported installation and had to come up with a plan of attack. They could only hope for time to implement it before the gremlins changed the landscape again. Maybe a virtual dragon to be slain next time? Or dark wizards? The head knight shuddered, shrugged it off, and went to study the not so secret scrolls of SCVMM updates. It was written in gremlineese and had to be translated to the common tongue before it could be implemented. The gremlins was of the belief that everyone else was living in a soft and cushy wonderland without any walls of fire, application hobbits or networking orcs and wrote accordingly. Thus, if you just followed their plans you would sooner or later be stuck in an underground dungeon filled with stinky water without a floatation-spell or propulsion device.
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